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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:25

Next, they tried...
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Why has no country adopted the SA80/L85 rifle?
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
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So, the docs changed it to read
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The Silent Virus Behind Mono Is Now a Prime Suspect in Major Diseases - Bloomberg
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Why does Boko Haram attack its own Muslims?
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
US researchers solve tokamak plasma mystery with elusive ‘voids’ discovery - Interesting Engineering
No way
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
iPhone 18 Pro With Under-Screen Face ID Now Rumored to Feature Smaller Dynamic Island - MacRumors
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
The mystery rise of lung cancer in non-smokers - BBC
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
'Starship in space': See amazing photos from SpaceX megarocket's Flight 9 test mission - Space
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What are the differences between INFJ-T and INFJ A?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...