What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Why has no country adopted the SA80/L85 rifle?

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Most people obey arbitrary rules even when it's not in their interest to do so, experiments show - Phys.org

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

UPDATE: Additional measles exposure locations in Marquette, Delta counties - Upper Michigan's Source

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

The Silent Virus Behind Mono Is Now a Prime Suspect in Major Diseases - Bloomberg

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Why does Boko Haram attack its own Muslims?

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

US researchers solve tokamak plasma mystery with elusive ‘voids’ discovery - Interesting Engineering

No way

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

iPhone 18 Pro With Under-Screen Face ID Now Rumored to Feature Smaller Dynamic Island - MacRumors

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

The mystery rise of lung cancer in non-smokers - BBC

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

'Starship in space': See amazing photos from SpaceX megarocket's Flight 9 test mission - Space

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are the differences between INFJ-T and INFJ A?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...